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Hao Jiu Bu Jian my dear friendlies. And for those of you who aren’t China literate, Long time No See!

I’ve done an absolutely tragic job of maintaining any semblance of presence on this blog… but I yet again confess my misdeeds and would like to take up where we left off…

The last you heard from me I was a’roamin SE Asia, trying to deflect the travel jinx being avadra kedavra-ed at me and trying to stay positive about having not been home in ONE YEAR. I got to the point late this summer when all the traveling, delicious food-eating, and never-ending KTV sessions were failing to sustain me. I was homesick.

So I came home. To my parent’s beautiful new house in Atlanta. I faced a beautiful existence trouncing through polo fields with my puppies and making delicious dinners with the bro. I slept late, drank lots of coffee, and generally enjoyed watching trashy American TV.

All the while, I knew. I knew I would be coming back. I can’t lie to you and say I was ecstatic. Talk me this summer and you would’ve seen a grave girl.

But as I was climbing the elevator from the subway today, I realized that I… actually love Beijing. It started in low… then it started to grow. It’s grown on me like a strange fungus. While you become increasingly infuriated as day by day it spreads across you, you grow to become oddly comfortable with its presence on your marred flesh. The pockmarks that once seemed so large are now a natural part of your existence. (Not speaking from personal experience here.)

The pushing and shoving, the spitting, the bluntness, the staring… it’s all a normal part of my day-to-day routine now. While I wouldn’t say I encountered “reverse culture shock” on my return to the US, there’s a level of adrenaline inherent in living here that my body has grown accustomed to now.

For those of you who don’t know, I came to Beijing to start work at the Foundation for Youth Social Entrepreneurship, an organization that encourages an entrepreneurial spirit in solving social problems. I’ve been able to attend many interesting events and meet incredible/soon-to-be-incredible people doing amazing things in Asia. I would like to turn this opus of bloggery into a devotion to my possibly short/long time left in China. I’ll keep y’uns up to date with all the blog-worthy things I’m doing here in the Jing. And hopefully this commitment will last longer than my past blog promises.

See ya about!

Making Chinese friends always leads to receiving an inordinate amount of Chinese gifts. I guess in China it’s a custom to bestow upon new friends an excess of presents. My Suzhou friends were always giving me little goodies, and the people I have befriended at my tutoring place all feel the need to dump gifts on me too. While this has its benefits, it mainly just leaves me with a sense of deep indebtedness to these people. Like eventually down the road I may have to give them some cool American trinkets or teach their children how to read. Either way, one of my tutors in particular has decided to go overboard with the gift giving. First treating me and my friends to dinner, then bringing me a pound of strawberries he hand-picked, next bringing me a cellphone holder that his girlfriend painstakingly cross-stitched… I feel like I owe this dude a green card by now. Well this week he gave me something especially interesting… Nanjing’s specialty salt water duck.

I didn’t take a picture of what was inside, as it was more horrifying than the picture on the bag made it out to be. It kind of reminded me of one of those animals from Ahhh! Real Monsters. Scary. And not really all that tasty. So I’ve determined that I need to start drawing the line with this gift-giving thing. Or at least limit it to cross-stitchery.

Sichuan Fire Breather

Originally uploaded by bendyphotography.com

While life in the crazy city of Shanghai has yet to prove dull, we recently craved a relaxing retreat from the insanity of being pushed, pulled, honked at, and/or constantly HALLOOO-ed at by the rowdy Shanghainese crowd. So we left the huge city for the peace and tranquility of… another huge Chinese city. You know, it really is very difficult these days to find what one would describe as a “small Chinese city.” While the traditional images of small rural oases where skyscrapers are replaced by rolling karst mountains and crowded streets are traded for rice paddies are definitely out there, they have been a fairly rare sight in my journeys so far. I guess the effects of economic development have made Chinese villages more meccas for new shopping malls and KFCs than teahouses and old Chinese courtyards.

The wonderful thing about Chengdu is that, while being a huge city in China and having all the signs of recent economic growth, it has still preserved a lot of good ole traditional Chinese charm. In fact, the entirety of what I believe to be the delicious, crunchy nougat-core of Chinese culture is fully encapsulated in this great city.

For our seven-day break over the Chinese National Holiday, three other friends and I ventured out to Chengdu and traveled around western Sichuan province. The first two days consisted of enjoying the beautiful city of Chengdu. For centuries, Chengdu has been known for its delicious spicy food, friendly people, and laid-back atmosphere. It’s what I like to think of as the ATL of China. We spent our first few days there taking in some local temples, getting much needed massages, and, actually, doing pretty much nothing at all. But that’s the beauty of Chengdu. Coming to Chengdu and planning out non-stop activities would be an injustice to the atmosphere of the city. Instead, we lived like the locals – sitting around in teahouses and enjoying the weather, some green tea, and a good hand of cards. Sooo nice compared to the hectic pace of Shanghai.

We spent a good majority of our time trying out the notoriously spicy food. Sichuan food is known for liberally employing what I call “tongue-number” – a peppercorn which isn’t so much spicy as anesthetic. A few bites of food in Chengdu and your tongue will start to tingle. Then you’ll curse yourself for accidentally ordering a dish with tongue-number again as your entire mouth turns numb. I’ve never enjoyed this sensation before, but after this trip to Chengdu, I have to say I kind of miss the strange spicy numbing flavor.

One of the nights we spent in Chengdu was the Chinese Mid-Autumn Festival. I think this is the closest equivalent of our Thanksgiving – families get together, eat good food, and then “gaze at the moon.” We managed to do two of those things. Luckily, Stephanie has family living in Chengdu, so we were hospitably welcomed into their home for the evening. We had a great time – spending hours making about 10 pounds of big dumplings from scratch and then gorging ourselves. I didn’t count how many dumpling I ate, but if I had to put a number on it, I would say about 21? Yikes. Her family was super nice and even pretended to understand my limited Chinese.

The next day we ventured outside the city limits to see the big Buddha in Sichuan province. Carved into a rock cliff on the side of a river, it is supposedly the largest Buddha in the world. I offered some prayers, so if you’re a friend or family you’re good and blessed for the next year or so.

We then travelled out to Emei Shan – one of the holiest Buddhist mountains in China. This place definitely makes top 5 in the places I’ve been in the country. While the bottom and top of the mountain are swarming with tourists, the hikes in between were absolutely breathtaking and blissful. Our first day, we got up in the wee hours of the morning to hop on a bus to the mountain. After two hours of ascending up and up, watching the sun slowly rise and the dew collect on our rainforesty surroundings, we arrived at a bus stop about halfway up the mountain and started our trek. Now ya’ll, hiking in China is drastically different than hiking in America. I’ve visited three different mountains in China, and at every one, the trails up to the top are basically just long, steep, never-ending series of stone steps. AKA misery. So for about two hours we huffed and puffed up to the summit, climbing stair after stair, stopping only when the Chinese tourists asked us to take pictures with them. However, the pain was definitely worth it. We got up to the Golden Summit, a peak with a beautiful golden statue of buddha Puxian and some temples, and saw only a sea of clouds below us and blue sky above. We grabbed a restorative lunch of corn-on-the-cob and meat-on-a-stick, and we vegged out, taking in the beautiful scenery that China is known for.

The next day, we spent some more time hiking around the bottom part of the mountain. Here we were free of the main tourist crowd to take in the beautiful rainforest solo. It’s so rare here to see any piece of land that hasn’t been taken advantage of commercially, so being in the middle of the woods alone was wonderful. We hiked around for hours, occasionally running across a small temple or a noodle stand. As it started lightly raining, we ducked into the main hall of one temple, completely dark and abandoned save for one monk chanting his mantras. As we sat listening and watching the rain come down, I wondered if some of the mountain’s residents had ever ventured out of these woods before. On the way there, we saw many hired men carrying heavy loads of supplies down the forest trails and into these small temples and houses. Had the people living there ever had to visit the outside world before? Or did they only know the forest and the occasional tourist group peeking in at their doorways? I guess it’s most likely they had been out many times and were actually listening to Britney Spears on their knock-off iPhones in the back. But at the time, the romance of this ignorance was pretty enviable.

Fear the One-Armed Monkey

Last but not least, we encountered the monkeys. We had heard rumors of the legendary “Monkey Zone” on Emei Shan. But not until we had monkeys swinging from our backpacks did we realize how intense it would be. Along our hike, we had many Chinese tourists stop us and tell us to hide all of our food and water in our backpacks. “There are monkeys coming up,” they would say. Uhhh ok. Rounding the corners of the mountain we were on constant look out for surprise simians – laughing awkwardly as we realized that we were all holding our breath, legitimately scared of the impending encounter. Later on in the hike, we heard screams on the trail ahead and braced ourselves. We walked up to find a good three-foot tall monkey glaring at one frozen Chinese girl, a whole ripped in her poncho where the monkey had tried to go in for the goods. We speed-walked down the trail, narrowly avoiding attack until one lunged at my hand. But we got through ok. It was only later that we realized we would have to walk through the Monkey Zone again to get home. There was no other way. And this time we weren’t so lucky. Liz actually had one huge monkey jump on her back, and she had to swing around violently to fling it off of her. One elderly Chinese lady, who we later realized worked there, screamed at us WALK WALK WALK in Chinese and then accompanied us bodyguard-style down the rest of the path. At one point she stopped, walked into the woods, came back with large stones, and then made us get together in huddle formation as she passed out stones and counseled us on what the rest of the trail would be like. Unfortunately we didn’t understand a word of this. Walking on, I looked back to see Liz’s latest assailant, the old grandpa monkey with one arm. He had been silently stalking us. As we walked quickly on, I realized the one-armed monkey was gaining on us, gimping faster and faster down the trail. At last when we crossed the wooden bridge near the end of the trail, I looked back to see the monkey hobbling full-speed across the bridge at us. I yelled THE ONE-ARMED MONKEY IS COMING and we all proceeded to scream humiliatingly loud as our bodyguard chucked rocks at it. Lucky for us she was there because the monkey ran past us and down the path, leaving us extremely embarrassed but nonetheless untouched by his one greedy monkey hand.

So there it is. My week in Sichuan. We also managed to throw in some pandas and hot springs for good measure, but I think this entry is about as lengthy as need be. The week was absolutely wonderful and it made me truly realize how happy I am to be back in China. Until next time, check out Flickr for more pictures – including Halloween fun with the kiddies!

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… Eggplant ai ni.

For those unfortunate souls who have never had the great fortune to taste the beauty of the Chinese eggplant dish, I would recommend you drive over to Great Wall II immediately and demand they whisk you up some ‘Yu Xiang Qie Zi’ ASAP. They will most likely laugh and then turn you down — not because they just don’t have it on their menu and not because the tones you just used to say that made it sound like you were ordering a “surprised-looking penguin” — but because gas stoves in the US can’t even get hot enough to cook this delectable dish the way it is done every day, in every restaurant in China. In thus lies the beauty of Chinese eggplant. While I never particularly enjoyed eggplant in the US, here the beautifully-steamed then stir-fried til it’s oh-my-lawd-so-good vegetable is a weekly staple to our Chinese cheap-eats diet in Shanghai. We discovered the beauty of this dish last year, and as an update for the Fall in China 08 crew: It’s still good.

I won’t go into more detail lest I get hungry, but my fellow eggplant-lover Stephanie has cataloged more about the beauty of ‘qie zi’ including a recipe for the brave — stephanieliu.wordpress.com.

Shaq and Panda

Being sick in Shanghai is no fun. Not only do I have to inhale extra particulates in the Shanghai air every day, but now I have to do so on a sore throat. Booo.

However, nothing makes my day better more than adorable photos of pandas… especially when they’re held by Shaquille O’Neal. Thanks to Stephanie for this gem of a photo, which when paired with Sudafed made my cold much more bearable. I love the way Shaq’s blue robe looks like a hospital gown, as if he were the proud father of a newborn baby panda. Congrats Shaq! My only question: why has celebritieswithpandas.com not been created yet?

Walking down the streets of Shanghai is a constant battle for me. As I’m forced to awkwardly bound across the gaping potholes and wet cement sidewalks every morning on my way to school, I silently curse the Shanghai government for their decision to host the 2010 World Expo. I wish I could tell you just exactly what the World Expo is — but to be honest I haven’t quite figured that out yet. All I know is that it involves the importing of ridiculously weird buildings, a weird Gumby look-a-like mascot named Haibao, and an obscenely obnoxious amount of traffic construction. It literally takes me hours to walk anywhere as I have to renavigate my walking route to bypass road work.

But recently the construction has been stepped up a notch for the impending celebration of the 60th Anniversary of the Founding of the Communist Party this Thursday. This is a super big deal in China. Imagine if the Fourth of July was turned into a week-long, ultra-patriotic, MSG-heavy, American Idol-esque, military-style block party that over 1 billion people participated in. And there were no restrictions on fireworks. That’s the best way I can think of to describe how insane the National Holiday is here. Chinese people love China. And to protect the Chinese people who do love China from the Chinese people who don’t love China, the police force will be expanded and pretty much all foreign Internet will be blocked. Don’t expect to hear from me for the next week or so.

In the mean time, I will be traveling to Chengdu – capital of spicy food and pandas. We’re planning on seeing the largest stone Buddha in the world as well as hiking a famous Buddhist mountain complete with awe-inspiring Chinese peaks and kleptomaniac monkeys.

If you’re interested in seeing some pictures of National Holiday preparations, this website has a pretty good photo-montage of the madness. Oh China, you so crazy…

Fuxing Park Dancer

Originally uploaded by betsy.gass

It’s a rainy, smoggy, nasty, ugly, altogether no good lousy day here in Shanghai. But that’s ok because it gives me a good excuse to sit in a coffee shop, splurge on a 20 kuai hot cup of joe, review some Chinese, and blog a lot. My days up until now have been go, go, go with little slow, slow, slow. But getting into my fourth week of teaching here in Shanghai I am finally beginning to fall into the lifestyle of routines and weekly traditions that I have missed.

Every morning I rise and shine and give Mao my glory, glory at the wee hour of 6 AM. I have my green tea caffeine fix and some oatmeal, then head out to teach my chittlens around 7:30. From 8 til 12, I’m dancing, singing, and spoon-feeding the Kindergarteners and then I’m out for the day. I get the entire afternoon and evening off — a pretty good schedule in comparison to some of the other English teachers.

I’ve realized that the precious sunny weather of the autumn is going to be short-lived in Shanghai, so I’ve been trying to spend lots of time outside. That means many trips to my nearby park, Fuxing Park. Being able to see an almost-entirely-green space in the midst of the urban jungle is nice, but the best part of the park is the people-watching. I’ve always been an avid participant in the sport of people-watching, and I have to say that this place is comparable to even the outstanding arenas of the Atlanta aiport and Lake Winnepesaukah. At this park you can witness the tamer pursuits of kite flying competitions and jogging backwards. Or you can see some of the more extreme activities — tree slapping exercise is a good one. Apparently some older Chinese locals think that violently spanking a tree with various parts of their body increases blood flow and stimulates the muscle fibers. I’ll take their word on that one.

My favorite thing to watch is the impromptu dance parties that spring up in the park every afternoon. Sitting in the park from about 3 to 4 in the afternoon, one is bound to suddenly look up and see an elderly Chinese DJ sitting directly in front you. He cranks up his speakers with some Chinese oldies and couples spring to life in seemingly expertly-choreographed tangos and waltzes (minus any hip movement).

This video was taken the first time I witnessed this blessed miracle of boogie. Apparently one man was so assured of his dance skill that he believed a partner would only hold him back and thus embarked into the sea of salsa solo. Many times. What William Hung did to singing was nothing compared to what this guy does to dance. But I applaud you and your uncalled-for confidence, random Asian dude. If only I could have summoned up that much energy when asked to dance by a random middle-aged Chinese man shortly after this video was taken. While I was eventually forced to accept his invitation, what proceeded was an extremely frightening succession of being twirled and dipped very rapidly and then given a pile of business cards by the man and his friends.

Since then, I haven’t gone to the park alone. But my outings to Fuxing Park are still highly enjoyable and hopefully my visits there will become more routine. My next step is to buy a kite and learn the tricks of the trade from one of the seasoned pros. I just need to ask the man with the glow-in-the-dark-light-up kite for advice on where to get one equally as awesome…

More photos of my Kindergarten class on Flickr! Peruse at will.

The Daily Grind

Originally uploaded by betsy.gass

It is official. I am a teacher. Today was China’s annual Teacher Appreciation Day and I was loaded down with numerous presents from my new kiddies. No apples, lots of flowers and chocolate — one girl was so excited that she threw up on me. Twice.

Even though her stomach acid smelled ten times worse than Sarah Hargett’s (a pretty enviable feat — luvvvvyaaaaa), after looking into her adorable little sobbing eyes I couldn’t be angry. I changed into one of the Chinese teacher’s extra shirts and went on with my day of dancing, singing, and half-hearted lesson plans.

This is my life now. Last Monday, I arrived at my new school – Shanghai Wunan Kindergarten – prepared to give some young Chinese children the best English education I could possibly elicit from my little to no experience of teaching kids. Having worked hard to get my TEFL certificate this summer and having observed hours upon hours of English classes, I felt confident in the fact that I was really going to teach these children things. They were going to speak English. They were going to read English. They were going to watch Arthur and understand it. Oh yes, after being trained through my expertise, these kids would emerge the future Deng Xiaopings of their generation.

I was shocked to find out that I would be teaching what the principal called “The Baby Class” – 2 year olds. I’ve heard the saying Terrible Twos before. I knew these kids probably wouldn’t even speak Chinese well, let alone be able to produce the “TH” sound in English. Folks — I have traveled to China to become a babysitter.

But over the past two weeks, as these children have started to become more comfortable around me and I have warmed up to them, they’ve stopped crying every time their “mama” and “baba” leave and actually love to play with their “laoshi,” their teacher. I’ve discovered that yes, these kids still need some assistance peeing and eating, but they are really really quick learners! Every day I have about 15 minutes where the kids actually have a lesson – and it is incredible how much they have already picked up. They can now say Hello, Bye Bye, How are you?, My name is…, I’m a boy/girl, a lot of colors… in only 2 weeks. They may not remember them immediately but I’m thinking a constant amount of English brainwashing every day is just what the school wants. For them to be hearing the sounds of a different language and seeing a different face every day is education enough.

Plus I’m learning many beneficial Chinese phrases –
Zuo xia lai.: Sit down.
Bu ku le: Don’t cry.
Yao xiao bian ma?: Do you need to pee pee?

So far, my teaching career is going well. Living in China, I’ve learned not to expect the unexpected, but to try to not have any expectations at all. What you will get will constantly surprise you, no matter what you think you’re prepared for. 2 year old kids? Come on, China. You can do better than that.

I’ll put up some more pictures of my adorable little children and their funny English names later (in this picture, you can see one of my favorites, Johan Poon).

Off now to buy stickers for the kids!
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Voila. I’ve finally found a way to sufficiently navigate the Internet here. For a while I thought there was no hope and was beginning to cope with the fact that I’d have to do without Facebook, Twitter, WordPress, Picasa, and even Weather.com (why?). But slowly I have been able to find ways to peak over the firewall and reconnect. And that means… time to blog again!

So what have I been doing these past 2 weeks? Wow, it seems like months ago that I was anxiously waiting in the O’Hare airport, ready to board my inordinately delayed United flight to Shanghai. Well let’s go back. Back to the beginning…

Week One: CIEE Orientation

I was brought to China through an awesome program called the Council on International Educational Exchange. They do a ton of different programs, sending teachers to a handful of different countries around the world to teach English. Thanks to them, I got hooked up with a school in Shanghai and had all of the visa work done for me. Considering the massive amount of red tape you have to go through to get into China, that’s a big deal. So two weeks ago I joined about 35-40 other soon-to-be teachers in Shanghai and embarked upon what seemed like a very extreme version of O-Week. Lots of get-to-know-you games were played. Many an awkward group meal was shared. I’ve always loved orientations and getting to know new people, but I’m not gonna lie — I’ve never been good at telling “one interesting fact” about myself. In fact, instead of thinking of an interesting fact, I just lie. This time I stole Andrew Roberts’ interesting fact – “I used to have 6 toes.” Worked well enough. And who’s ever going to find out I’ve never had an extra phalanges? (Thanks, Andrew!)

Along with the icebreaker games, Chinese lessons, and teaching simulations, we also got to see all the fun touristy attractions Shanghai has to offer. We went up to the top of China’s tallest building which was incredible. Built last year, it was supposed to be the world’s tallest building, but I think it was beat by some Taiwanese monster before it was even finished. Now it lives a lowly existence as the third tallest building and what I’m convinced is actually the world’s largest bottle opener. I really enjoyed looking down upon the sprawling metropolis of Shanghai and pretending I was playing a colossal game of Monopoly. If only I had that B&O Railroad…

We also visited many other areas in Shanghai and even got a few nights to hit up the ever-changing club scene. Sadly the wait was too long at the karaoke bar, but I have sworn to myself that I will be using my Barn Grille skills here by the end of the month! Overall, orientation was a good chance to meet some fellow English teachers and relate over the fact that we’re probably crazy for having chosen to teach in China. Did we really choose to live in a place where we get woken up every morning by the shouts of Chinese construction workers and the pungent smell of sweet-and-sour fish drifting down our hallway? Do we really want to live in a city where gun-toting pseudo-homeless expats named Van Johncox try to befriend you on the Subway? Why are we doing this? Who really knows. At least we’ll all have some interesting cultural experiences to share when / if we meet again.

On Saturday we all said our goodbyes and head out to our respective new homes in China. Everyone is spread like butter across the country which is kind of sad — but at least that gives me a good excuse to visit some new places!

I’ll have to update about Week 2 later. If you want a sneak peek, it does involve me doing the Cupid Shuffle with a schoolful of Asian children…

Sorry for the lack of pictures. If you’re really interested you can see some here:  http://www.costcophotocenter.com/groups/betsy_in_china . Just email me and I’ll add you to the group!

Now I’m off to engage in my favorite way to explore a new city – a running tour! Wish my lungs luck.

BG

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